I’ve always been a huge fan of old-school, B-grade horror flicks. I’m not talking Boris Karloff or Hammer vampire movies. Those are okay, but my tastes gravitate more toward cultish monster/zombie films in the realm of The Toxic Avenger, C.H.U.D., and Leprechaun. They are bad, but in a good way. They aren’t out to make any “Best of” lists, unless it’s “Best Movie To Set Filmmaking Back Twenty Years.” At any rate, the B-horror genre has been overtaken by more serious terror fodder like 28 Days Later and Grudge clones. You know, films with quality casts and screenplays. They are ruining the genre with all their sophisticated special effects and gaudy box office results. Thankfully, there is still plenty of low-budget material available; it’s just a little difficult to find.

Perhaps no other actor defined horror during the 1980s more so than Robert Englund, aka Freddy Krueger. The Nightmare On Elm Street franchise transformed Englund from day-player to superstar. Unlike fellow big screen madmen Michael Myers and Jason Vorhees, Krueger didn’t don a mask and actually spoke. In fact, his wit was as sharp as his bladed glove. Englund made the character his own and became one of the most identifiable faces in Hollywood. Since then, Englund has appeared in numerous movies and television shows, mostly of the horror variety. One of his recent performances was playing a doomed professor in Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer.

Jack Brooks is still haunted by childhood memories of his parents’ brutal murder at the hands of a vicious monster. The adult Jack can’t move on. Despite therapy, he’s still plagued by serious anger issues. His plumbing job isn’t satisfying and his girlfriend is a nag. A night class at the local community college introduces Jack to nebbish Professor Gordon Crowley. Gordon needs some plumbing help, so Jack volunteers his services. A busted water pipe at Gordon’s remote house unleashes an ancient demon that possesses the good Professor and turns him into a Jabba-the-Hut-esque monster with a voracious appetite for human flesh. Rather than run away, like he did as a child, Jack arms himself with a pipe wrench and decides to kick some serious monster ass.

As much as I’d like to trash this flick for being low-brow garbage (again, in a good way), it’s actually a well-conceived production. The story takes time to get moving, but once it does, it’s damn entertaining. Director Jon Knautz keeps matters simple and allows the zombies and demons to do the heavy lifting. The monster effects are quite impressive considering the budgetary restraints. The script plays for laughs, but only manages to hit on a few. Although, watching an infected co-ed get bludgeoned by a steel pipe is funny (Clearly, I have problems).

Trevor Matthews, who plays Jack Brooks, has a Jason Lee vibe going. He reminded me of Banky from Chasing Amy. Matthews tries to score in the comedy department, but misses the mark. I would like to see Lee tackle this role. I bet he would nail it. At any rate, Matthews does excel at the physical stuff. Of course, Englund is his usual self, hamming it up at every turn. The greedy consumption of a black heart is classic Englund. If you enjoy monsters, gore and plumbing, check out Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer. It’s 85 minutes of B-horror goodness.

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